Thursday, December 3, 2009
Sale voleuse, salope de merde!!
Tonight, I was almost pickpocketed in the crowded rush hour metro. They were 2 young girls, who rushed in last minute, a few seconds into the tunnel, one kept standing very close to me and both were looking at each other without talking and had a serious face all the time. I suspect something was wrong, I looked down and saw her hand in my bag. I shouted at her and she got a shock, she said I was mad, I called her a stupid bitch, I hurriedly checked my bag, and nothing was missing. I had my phone, wallet in my jeans (hurray to skinny jeans!) After more fiery exchanges later, both of them hopped off immediately at the next stop. I would have loved to smash their faces into the train doors and leave them with bloodied noses.
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Another way is to stick their hair between the closing train doors and then yank them forward by their collars.
i'd stick chewing gum into their hair, get their scarves caught by the door and watch them get strangled as the train moves along....maybe watch their heads get lopped off too! Hehe...
When my phone got knicked by some middle-eastern trash in soho, London, I was also upset and I was going up and down the street, swearing that i'll knock the living daylights out of that trash.
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